that your child has watched too much TV:
Michael, "Mom! You know they make a snuggie for your dog!"
Me, "Honey, we don't have a dog."
Michael, "Yes, I do! Puppy, Other Puppy and Baby Puppy." (Three of his stuffed animals)
Me, "Well, we're not buying them snuggies,"
Michael, "Then, can I have a Pillow pet?"
Here's hoping he feels better, and we will turn off the TV!