19 March 2009

Dinner Time Conversation

The other day, I was on the phone with my mother-in-law, and we were talking about food (I was making my corned beef). She brought up an old favorite, but couldn't remember the name. It was meat, round and came in a red wrapper. I immediately identified the description as smoked butt. It was one of my favorites, too, growing up.

So, I was relaying the conversation at dinner tonight. I immediately regretted that move. Drew looked at me in horror, "Mom, you've eaten butt?!?" Andy gave me the "why did you start this?" look. I told Drew that it was pork, and really yummy. Michael, not one to be outdone, looked at me and said, "Mom, I don't have smoke in my butt!" I said, "No, but you do have gas in your butt." (OK, I don't usually talk like this, but I couldn't resist!). Michael's response, "I do not have a$$ in my bunt." (OK, sometimes he misses or adds a consonant, but it was too cute!).

6 comments:

Bird, Frizzy and Our Little Yaya said...

That's too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

Meghan said...

LOL!!!! That is really cute and funny!

Clenloco1422 said...

oh michael, michael, michael. im literally typing this after laughing FOREVER!

Kim H. said...

Pork butt -- hilarious! What is pork butt anyway?

And I love what you said -- it cracks me up.

Just the other night while I was in bed -- of course with Molly sleeping next to me, she let out the longest toot I think I've ever heard come out of her -- and she was sound asleep. She rolled over and mumbled "I'm sorry I think I tooted" -- and then rolled over again. It was so funny.

I love kids speak! It cracks me up!

Sarah (JOT) said...

Brilliantly funny!

Brandie said...

Thanks for the laugh. That was too cute...kids say the darndest things!