The other day, I was on the phone with my mother-in-law, and we were talking about food (I was making my corned beef). She brought up an old favorite, but couldn't remember the name. It was meat, round and came in a red wrapper. I immediately identified the description as smoked butt. It was one of my favorites, too, growing up.
So, I was relaying the conversation at dinner tonight. I immediately regretted that move. Drew looked at me in horror, "Mom, you've eaten butt?!?" Andy gave me the "why did you start this?" look. I told Drew that it was pork, and really yummy. Michael, not one to be outdone, looked at me and said, "Mom, I don't have smoke in my butt!" I said, "No, but you do have gas in your butt." (OK, I don't usually talk like this, but I couldn't resist!). Michael's response, "I do not have a$$ in my bunt." (OK, sometimes he misses or adds a consonant, but it was too cute!).
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That's too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
LOL!!!! That is really cute and funny!
oh michael, michael, michael. im literally typing this after laughing FOREVER!
Pork butt -- hilarious! What is pork butt anyway?
And I love what you said -- it cracks me up.
Just the other night while I was in bed -- of course with Molly sleeping next to me, she let out the longest toot I think I've ever heard come out of her -- and she was sound asleep. She rolled over and mumbled "I'm sorry I think I tooted" -- and then rolled over again. It was so funny.
I love kids speak! It cracks me up!
Brilliantly funny!
Thanks for the laugh. That was too cute...kids say the darndest things!
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